50°
Fahrenheit (10° C)
Bermudians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35°
Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32°
Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0°
Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60°
Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100°
Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173°
Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460°
Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500°
Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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